At first I thought it was a leaf that had securely wedged itself into the ugly vans bumper. As I got closer I noticed it was a mask, an ugly (probably smelly) rubber zombie head with fake blood around its fake neck. All I could think was, huh? Someone put that stupid thing down there for a reason, maybe they thought they were hilarious (fail), maybe they hoped to scare small children (bastards), or maybe their evil psycho killers (my best guess). I do know that I can’t imagine being friends with the redneck who tied a zombie head to their bumper.